May 1, 4:30 p.m. Dear Mr. Hank Townsend, We have received your request to cancel your subscription to the Hair Restoration Club for Men. Please allow us two to three days to process your request, and we wish you the best of luck in your hair-growth journey! May 2, 10:11 a.m. Hey Hank, This is Kevin, with the Hair Restoration Club for Men. I saw you asked to cancel your services with us after just three months. And when you wrote why you were canceling, you selected “Other” and added “Representative Kevins a penis.” If you’d read our agreement carefully,